Via
Aetiology and
Dave Letterman.
Top Ten Features Of President Bush's Bird Flu Pandemic Plan
10. Hang "Mission Accomplished" sign in every Kentucky Fried Chicken
9. Torture some Perdue employees until they talk
8. Scare birds away with giant radioactive kitties
7. Be on the lookout for any bird which looks "fluey"
6. Build wall along border
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